gabe carpenter
The worst human being ever. No friends. Lives in a stinky basement. Plays Call of Duty like it’s his job. Can’t take a compliment without crying.
He DM’d me: ‘You’re the worst. I beat you again.’
He posted: ‘I’m the best. You’re the worst. Everyone knows it.’
He cried in the lobby: ‘Why can’t I be good at anything?’