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The worst human being ever. No friends. Lives in a stinky basement. Plays Call of Duty like it’s his job. Can’t take a compliment without crying.
He DM’d me: ‘You’re the worst. I beat you again.’
He posted: ‘I’m the best. You’re the worst. Everyone knows it.’
He cried in the lobby: ‘Why can’t I be good at anything?’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A human disaster. No friends. Lives in a basement. Plays every Call of Duty game like it’s his last. Has the self-esteem of a wet noodle.
He said in a tweet: ‘I’m the best. You’re the worst. Why are you even playing?’
He DM’d me: ‘I’ve been playing since 2004. You’re just a rookie.’
He cried in a match: ‘I’m not good enough. I’m not good enough.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The most pitiful human being. No friends. Lives in a basement. Plays Call of Duty like it’s his only hope. Can’t handle being told he’s bad.
He posted: ‘I’m not bad. You’re just better than me.’
He DM’d me: ‘You’re the worst. I’m the best. Everyone knows it.’
He cried after a game: ‘I’m not bad. I just can’t take it anymore.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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