gabe carpenter
A human disaster. No friends. Lives in a basement. Plays every Call of Duty game like it’s his last. Has the self-esteem of a wet noodle.
He said in a tweet: ‘I’m the best. You’re the worst. Why are you even playing?’
He DM’d me: ‘I’ve been playing since 2004. You’re just a rookie.’
He cried in a match: ‘I’m not good enough. I’m not good enough.’