Gabe and/or Pull a Gabe
When you ‘Pull a Gabe’ you’re the hero of the lunch table, no, really, you’re the one who makes everyone laugh with your messy, glorious disaster.
I pulled a Gabe with my taco and now my shirt is covered in salsa and cheese.
He pulled a Gabe with his soup and now he looks like a drowned rat.
She pulled a Gabe with her smoothie and now her shirt is stained and sticky.