Gabe and/or Pull a Gabe

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To 'Pull a Gabe' is when you drop something messy on your clothes like a clumsy idiot and make a huge mess that everyone can't stop laughing at.

I pulled a Gabe at lunch and my shirt now looks like it was dipped in ketchup and regret.

He pulled a Gabe during the presentation and spilled his coffee all over his pants.

She pulled a Gabe right before the big test and now her sleeves are stained with chocolate sauce.

To 'Gabe' someone is when you splatter something gross on their clothes and make them look like a mess because you're a total jerk.

I Gabe my friend during breakfast and now he has syrup all over his shirt.

She Gabe’d her brother with a juice box and he looked like a mad man.

He Gabe’d me with a soup that was so hot, I smelled like burnt hair.

When you ‘Pull a Gabe’ you’re basically the worst person at lunch because you spill something everywhere and no one can ignore you anymore.

I pulled a Gabe with my pizza and now my pants are covered in cheese and tomato sauce.

He pulled a Gabe with his soda and now he looks like he got attacked by a soda machine.

She pulled a Gabe with her smoothie and now her shirt is green and sticky.

To ‘Gabe’ someone is the worst kind of betrayal, like you ruin their outfit just because you’re too lazy to hold your drink.

I Gabe’d my friend with a milkshake and now he has a giant brown stain on his shirt.

She Gabe’d me with a juice box and I looked like a soggy paper towel.

He Gabe’d his mom with a coffee and now she looks like she was in a coffee fight.

When you ‘Pull a Gabe’ you’re the hero of the lunch table, no, really, you’re the one who makes everyone laugh with your messy, glorious disaster.

I pulled a Gabe with my taco and now my shirt is covered in salsa and cheese.

He pulled a Gabe with his soup and now he looks like a drowned rat.

She pulled a Gabe with her smoothie and now her shirt is stained and sticky.

To ‘Gabe’ someone is like giving them the worst gift ever, it’s a stain, a mess, and a little bit of shame all in one.

I Gabe’d my friend with a juice box and now he looks like he was in a juice fight.

She Gabe’d me with a soda and now I have a stain on my shirt that won’t go away.

He Gabe’d his brother with a smoothie and now he looks like a mess.