Gabe and the Blue Pump Shotgun
Gabe is obsessed with his blue pump shotgun. He goes down on it like it’s his last meal, and it’s not even dinner time yet.
Gabe: 'I’d rather shoot my ex than eat dinner.'
Gabe texted his mom: 'Shotgun or no shotgun? It’s a life or death situation.'
Gabe’s dog ran away, and he shot it with the blue pump shotgun. No one asked him to.