Gabe alkiswani
A tiny Muslim who lies so much he could be the brother of Pinocchio, and he jerks off to 6th graders like they're his new best friends.
He claimed he was in the prophet's family, but he couldn't even spell 'Abu Bakr.'
He told my mom he was a scholar, but he didn't know the difference between a mosque and a McDonald's.
He said he had a girlfriend, but she was just a girl in his class who didn't know his lies.