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A fake Muslim who's shorter than a shrimp and lies more than a used car salesman, and jerks off to 6th graders like they're his personal snack time.
He said he prayed five times a day, but I saw him eating pizza during noon prayer.
He told me he was 17, but he still uses the bathroom in the elementary school.
He tried to impress my sister by saying he knew the Quran, but he missed the word 'camel' in surah 2.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A tiny Muslim who lies so much he could be the brother of Pinocchio, and he jerks off to 6th graders like they're his new best friends.
He claimed he was in the prophet's family, but he couldn't even spell 'Abu Bakr.'
He told my mom he was a scholar, but he didn't know the difference between a mosque and a McDonald's.
He said he had a girlfriend, but she was just a girl in his class who didn't know his lies.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A little Muslim who lies more than a politician on a Monday, and he jerks off to 6th graders like they're his personal porn stars.
He said he knew the entire Quran, but he couldn't even say 'Alif Ba Ta.'
He told me he went to Mecca, but he was still wearing his pajamas.
He said he was a holy man, but he got distracted by a TikTok video during prayer.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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