Gabe alkiswani
A little Muslim who lies more than a politician on a Monday, and he jerks off to 6th graders like they're his personal porn stars.
He said he knew the entire Quran, but he couldn't even say 'Alif Ba Ta.'
He told me he went to Mecca, but he was still wearing his pajamas.
He said he was a holy man, but he got distracted by a TikTok video during prayer.