GABDSTAND
A GABDSTAND is when you stand on one hand while riding a unicycle and juggling dildos like they’re gonna pay you. You also stick a stick up your butt while you’re doing it. You’re either a god or a fool.
I did a GABDSTAND and my dog died of laughter.
My dad tried a GABDSTAND and fell on a taco.
I did a GABDSTAND and my pants caught fire.