GABDSTAND

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A GABDSTAND is when you stand on one hand while riding a unicycle and juggling dildos like they’re gonna pay you. You also stick a stick up your butt while you’re doing it. You’re either a god or a fool.
I did a GABDSTAND and my dog died of laughter.
My dad tried a GABDSTAND and fell on a taco.
I did a GABDSTAND and my pants caught fire.
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To do a GABDSTAND, you need a hand, a unicycle, seven dildos, and a stick. You also need a brain made of spaghetti and a willingness to be embarrassed.
I did a GABDSTAND and my mom cried.
I did a GABDSTAND and my math teacher failed me.
I did a GABDSTAND and my dog bit my stick.
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A GABDSTAND is like a one-handed unicycle ride with dildos and a stick. It’s so hard your brain might explode and your pants might catch fire.
I did a GABDSTAND and my brain exploded.
I did a GABDSTAND and my pants caught fire twice.
I did a GABDSTAND and my stick turned into a taco.
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