GABDSTAND - A GABDSTAND is like a one-handed unicycle ride with dildos a

A GABDSTAND is like a one-handed unicycle ride with dildos and a stick. It’s so hard your brain might explode and your pants might catch fire.

I did a GABDSTAND and my brain exploded.

I did a GABDSTAND and my pants caught fire twice.

I did a GABDSTAND and my stick turned into a taco.