Gabbyitis
Gabbyitis is when people talk your ear off but forget to actually do the simple things you asked them to do.
She talked for 20 minutes about her day. Then said she’d call me back. Now it’s 20 minutes later and she hasn’t called.
He said he’d send the file. He sent a meme instead.
She said she’d be back in 5 minutes. She’s still not back. She’s also at a coffee shop.