Gabbyitis

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Gabbyitis is when someone promises they’ll call you back but then vanish like a fart in a hurricane.

'I’ll call you back in five minutes!', and that was 12 hours ago.

She said she’d text me after lunch. Now it’s midnight and I’m still waiting.

He said he’d call me after work. He’s still at work. He’s also on vacation.

Gabbyitis is the curse of people who talk too much but never follow through on what they say.

'I’ll call you later!', later turned into next week.

He said he’d be back in 10 minutes. Now it’s 10 days later.

She said she’d message me after her meeting. The meeting ended 3 hours ago.

Gabbyitis is the reason you get ghosted by people who are too busy talking to actually do anything.

'I’ll message you when I’m free!', and now you’re free and he’s still not messaging.

He said he’d call me when he got home. He got home at 5 PM. It’s 11 PM and no call.

She promised she’d reply. She’s been online for 2 hours. Still no reply.

Gabbyitis is when people talk your ear off but forget to actually do the simple things you asked them to do.

She talked for 20 minutes about her day. Then said she’d call me back. Now it’s 20 minutes later and she hasn’t called.

He said he’d send the file. He sent a meme instead.

She said she’d be back in 5 minutes. She’s still not back. She’s also at a coffee shop.

Gabbyitis is the worst kind of forgetfulness, when you forget to call someone after you said you would, just to be annoying.

He said he’d call me after his meeting. His meeting ended 3 hours ago. He still hasn’t called.

She said she’d message me back. She’s been online for an hour. Still no message.

He said he’d call me when he got home. He got home 20 minutes ago. Still no call.