Gabby Jacked
When you leave your main squeeze for someone new and then turn around and hit it off with your ex like they’re the last bag of chips.
I left my girlfriend for a guy with a tattoo and then hit it off with her ex who had a beard.
He dumped his wife for a hot barista and then ran back to her when she got promoted.
She left her boyfriend for a guy with a six-pack and then came back when he got a seven-pack.