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When your ex dumps you for a new fling and then flips the table and runs back to you like a dog chasing a pizza truck.

My ex left me for a barista and then came back when she got fired.

He dumped me for a TikTok star and then begged me to take him back when she blocked him.

She left me for a guy with a six-pack and then cried when he left her for a guy with a seven-pack.

When you ditch your partner for someone fresh and then turn around and kiss their ex like they’re the last slice of pizza.

I left my girlfriend for her best friend and then hit it off with her ex.

He dumped his wife for a hot receptionist and then fell for her husband.

She left her boyfriend for a guy in a band and then started dating the drummer.

When you run off with someone new and then come back like a lost puppy because your old love was better.

I left my boyfriend for a guy who had a car and then came back when he got a ticket.

She ran off with a guy who had a dog and then returned when the dog died.

He left his girlfriend for a guy who had a house and then came back when the guy got divorced.

When you leave your main squeeze for someone new and then turn around and hit it off with your ex like they’re the last bag of chips.

I left my girlfriend for a guy with a tattoo and then hit it off with her ex who had a beard.

He dumped his wife for a hot barista and then ran back to her when she got promoted.

She left her boyfriend for a guy with a six-pack and then came back when he got a seven-pack.

When you ditch your main man for someone shiny and then come back like you were never gone.

I left my boyfriend for a guy with a car and then came back when he got a ticket.

She left her boyfriend for a guy with a six-pack and then came back when he got a seven-pack.

He dumped his wife for a guy with a house and then came back when he got divorced.