gabbinese
A language that only Gabbys know because they think they’re smarter than everyone else. They make you suffer through learning it even though it’s just random words.
My teacher tried to speak Gabbinese and it sounded like a goat was screaming.
I tried to learn Gabbinese and now I say 'snorp' when I mean 'goodbye'.
My brother failed Gabbinese class because he kept saying 'florp' instead of 'florp'.