gabbinese

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The stupid made-up language that Gabbys speak because they think they’re the only ones who can talk and everyone else is a dummy. They force you to learn it even though it’s just nonsense.
Why are you so confused? I said 'flarb' and you said 'hello'?
I just taught my dog Gabbinese. Now he says 'blorp' whenever he wants a treat.
My mom tried to learn Gabbinese and now she says 'gloop' instead of 'thank you'.
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A language that only Gabbys know because they think they’re smarter than everyone else. They make you suffer through learning it even though it’s just random words.
My teacher tried to speak Gabbinese and it sounded like a goat was screaming.
I tried to learn Gabbinese and now I say 'snorp' when I mean 'goodbye'.
My brother failed Gabbinese class because he kept saying 'florp' instead of 'florp'.
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The weird language that Gabbys use to talk like they’re from another planet. They act like you’re stupid if you don’t know it and make you learn it even though it’s pointless.
My friend tried to speak Gabbinese and now he says 'glorp' when he means 'yes'.
I asked my dad what 'blorp' meant and he said, 'I don’t know, I just say it a lot.'
My teacher gave me a D because I said 'flarp' instead of 'flarp'.
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