gabbify
when you take something that's just there and make it so dumb it turns into the worst kind of personal insult
I gabbified the moon landing into 'a man walked on the moon because the moon said so.'
I turned the water cycle into a love letter from rain to clouds. It was awkward.
My friend made the food chain into a rap battle between a wolf and a grasshopper. The grasshopper won because it was 'a little extra.'