gabbify

My teacher explained photosynthesis like it was a math problem. I gabbified it into 'plants eat cookies and poop out bread'

I turned the periodic table into a rap battle between Carbon and Oxygen. It was glorious chaos.

My mom tried to explain taxes. I made it into a zombie apocalypse. She cried.

The history of the Roman Empire? I gabbified it into 'Emperors had a big ego and then they died.'

My friend tried to explain why the sky is blue. I made it into a pizza fight between the sun and the clouds.

I turned algebra into a wrestling match between X and Y. X won. Y was confused.

My teacher explained gravity. I gabbified it into 'Earth is a giant sneaker and we’re just stuck inside.'

I turned the Pythagorean theorem into a dance-off between 3, 4, and 5. 5 won because it was 'a little extra.'

My friend explained the water cycle. I turned it into a drama series called 'Rain’s Big Break'.

I gabbified the solar system into 'the sun is a giant kid and the planets are his toys.'

My friend turned the French Revolution into a wrestling match between the king and a donut. The donut won.

I made the process of mitosis into a break-up text from a cell to its nucleus. It was brutal.

I gabbified the moon landing into 'a man walked on the moon because the moon said so.'

I turned the water cycle into a love letter from rain to clouds. It was awkward.

My friend made the food chain into a rap battle between a wolf and a grasshopper. The grasshopper won because it was 'a little extra.'