gabbify
taking something that’s not cool and turning it into something so dumb it makes you want to punch the teacher
I gabbified the solar system into 'the sun is a giant kid and the planets are his toys.'
My friend turned the French Revolution into a wrestling match between the king and a donut. The donut won.
I made the process of mitosis into a break-up text from a cell to its nucleus. It was brutal.