gabbel
When you crash your horse like a drunk idiot while trying to snort cocaine off its head like it’s a high school party.
He fell off his horse mid-sprint because he was too busy sniffing cocaine off the animal’s head.
The horse ran away, and he ended up in a bush covered in hay and glitter.
He tried to sniff cocaine off the horse’s head, and the horse sneezed him off like he was a tiny bug.