Gabbatuban
A friend who takes your seat but says you're 'too slow to get there first'
They sat in my seat and said 'you're too slow' but I heard them say 'that idiot can't even get to class on time' in the hallway.
They took my seat and said 'you're lazy' but I heard them say 'that clumsy bastard's seat is the best one' at lunch.
They sat in my seat and said 'you're a disgrace' but I heard them say 'that idiot can't even sit properly' at the bus.