Gabbatuban
A friend who eats your lunch but tells the cafeteria you're a 'disgusting human being'
They took my pizza and said it was 'too greasy' but I heard them say 'that loser can't even eat pizza right' in the lunch line.
They took my snack and said 'I'll take it' but I heard them say 'that idiot's snack is worse than mine' at the table.
They took my juice and said 'I need this' but I heard them say 'that clumsy bastard spilled his juice everywhere'.
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