gabbajack
A gabbajack is a little person with no body parts who’s wasted on rhino pills and honey and thinks they’re the king of the world.
My friend’s a gabbajack. He tried to sing in the shower and threw honey at my face.
I saw a gabbajack at the store. He yelled at the cashier and threw rhino pills at a kid.
My dad called me a gabbajack when I spilled honey on his pants.