gabbajack

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A gabbajack is a tiny freak with no limbs who’s high on rhino pills and honey and thinks they’re a rock star.

My cousin's a gabbajack. He just screamed into a mic and threw honey at a wall.

I saw a gabbajack at the mall. He was dancing in a wheelchair and throwing rhino pills at a kid.

My teacher said I was a gabbajack if I didn’t stop talking during math.

A gabbajack is a short, limbless disaster who’s wasted on rhino pills and honey and thinks they’re cool.

My brother’s a gabbajack. He fell off a chair and tried to walk on his hands.

I saw a gabbajack at the park. He threw honey at a dog and screamed at a pigeon.

My mom said I was a gabbajack if I didn’t stop eating honey for breakfast.

A gabbajack is a little person with no body parts who’s wasted on rhino pills and honey and thinks they’re the king of the world.

My friend’s a gabbajack. He tried to sing in the shower and threw honey at my face.

I saw a gabbajack at the store. He yelled at the cashier and threw rhino pills at a kid.

My dad called me a gabbajack when I spilled honey on his pants.