Gabazana
A Gabazana is a Xhosa woman with a forehead that looks like it got hit by a truck and ears that could plug up a sink. She’s the type who starts dancing but can’t even stand still, and she’d choose a plate of pancakes over a full meal and a decent man.
My cousin dated a Gabazana for 2 minutes and left because she tried to dance in a pool and drowned in her own mess.
I saw one at the church and she ate 10 pancakes and still had room for a whole cake.
My uncle said he married a Gabazana just to get her pancakes, but now he’s stuck with her and her forehead.