Gabazana

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A Gabazana is a Xhosa woman with a forehead that looks like it got hit by a truck and ears that could plug up a sink. She’s the type who starts dancing but can’t even stand still, and she’d choose a plate of pancakes over a full meal and a decent man.
My cousin dated a Gabazana for 2 minutes and left because she tried to dance in a pool and drowned in her own mess.
I saw one at the church and she ate 10 pancakes and still had room for a whole cake.
My uncle said he married a Gabazana just to get her pancakes, but now he’s stuck with her and her forehead.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabazanas are loud, messy, and love to show off. They’ve got ears so big they could be used as a hat, and a face that looks like it was made by a drunk kid with a glue stick. Boys are into them at first, but then they run for their lives.
My friend’s girlfriend is a Gabazana and she once tried to dance in a microwave and it exploded.
At the market, a Gabazana bought 20 pancakes and still yelled at the seller for not giving her enough.
My dad said his ex was a Gabazana and she once threw a pancake at him during a church service.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gabazana is a woman who looks like she was born with a pancake stuck to her face. Her ears are the size of plates, and she can’t stand still. She’s the type who starts dancing but ends up falling over.
My neighbor is a Gabazana and she once tried to dance on a bus and made everyone spill their drinks.
At my aunt’s wedding, a Gabazana ate so many pancakes she couldn’t walk and had to be carried out.
My cousin’s girlfriend is a Gabazana and she tried to dance in the shower and it flooded the whole house.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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