Gabala
A guy who’s too old to be cool and still thinks he is. He forces his boring music and movies on people who are just trying to live their lives.
My grandpa is a Gabala. He plays The Beatles every day and won’t stop talking about how he met Paul McCartney.
A Gabala sat next to me on the bus and said, 'Do you know who I am? I’m the guy who invented pizza.'
My math teacher is a Gabala. She made us watch Star Wars and said, 'You’ll thank me someday.'