Gabala

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A grumpy old guy who can’t shut up and thinks everyone else is stupid. He forces bad music and old movies on people who don’t want to suffer.

My uncle is a Gabala. He plays The Godfather every weekend and won’t stop talking about it.

At the mall, a Gabala walked up to me and said, 'You look like my cousin’s pet raccoon.'

My teacher is a Gabala. She made us watch Casablanca twice and called it 'the best movie ever.'

A man who acts like he’s important and talks about things nobody cares about. He’s always trying to make everyone else listen to his terrible music.

My neighbor is a Gabala. He plays disco every morning and yells, 'This is how you wake up!'

At the grocery store, a Gabala asked me if I knew who Elvis was. I said no. He cried.

My cousin’s dad is a Gabala. He tried to make me watch The Wizard of Oz and called it 'the greatest film of all time.'

A guy who’s too old to be cool and still thinks he is. He forces his boring music and movies on people who are just trying to live their lives.

My grandpa is a Gabala. He plays The Beatles every day and won’t stop talking about how he met Paul McCartney.

A Gabala sat next to me on the bus and said, 'Do you know who I am? I’m the guy who invented pizza.'

My math teacher is a Gabala. She made us watch Star Wars and said, 'You’ll thank me someday.'