Gabachillion - A number so huge it might cause a black hole and your dad’s

A number so huge it might cause a black hole and your dad’s old pants.

My YouTube views are a Gabachillion. I have 1 million views and I still feel like no one cares.

My phone bill is a Gabachillion. I have 100 GB of data and I still haven’t used it all.

My allowance is a Gabachillion. I get $50 a week and I still spend it all on candy.