Gabachillion

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A number so big it makes your brain explode and your pants smell like a dead raccoon.

My TikTok follower count is a Gabachillion. I have 10,000 followers and I still feel like I'm stuck in a math class.

I spent a Gabachillion dollars on pizza. It was worth it. My stomach is happy, my wallet is sad.

My ex sends me a Gabachillion texts a day. I don't know if it's love or a death threat.

So many you can't even count them without crying and possibly getting a second job.

My Netflix shows are a Gabachillion. I have 500 shows and I still haven't watched them all.

I have a Gabachillion problems. My life is a never-ending list of things to do.

My mom’s cooking is a Gabachillion. I can’t eat anything else for a month.

More than you can handle, like getting stuck in a vending machine with your face.

My video game collection is a Gabachillion. I have 100 games and I still haven’t beaten them all.

My dog has a Gabachillion fleas. I can't walk outside without screaming.

My homework is a Gabachillion. I have 50 assignments and I still haven’t done them.

A number so huge it might cause a black hole and your dad’s old pants.

My YouTube views are a Gabachillion. I have 1 million views and I still feel like no one cares.

My phone bill is a Gabachillion. I have 100 GB of data and I still haven’t used it all.

My allowance is a Gabachillion. I get $50 a week and I still spend it all on candy.