gaayen
a guy who thinks being 40 and still flirting with 12-year-olds is a badge of honor
He texted my cousin's best friend: 'Hey, are you still single? I’m still single. That’s a match!'
He tried to take my brother to the movies and said, 'We can watch the same movie and be cool.'
He asked my mom if he could take her daughter to the park and said, 'It’s just a date.'