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He asked my little brother if he wanted to go to the mall for ice cream. Then he asked if he wanted to go to the mall for *porn*.

She told her niece she was a 'future queen' and then tried to give her a massage.

He followed my cousin to the grocery store and whispered, 'You look like a snack.'

He texted my cousin's best friend: 'Hey, are you still single? I’m still single. That’s a match!'

He tried to take my brother to the movies and said, 'We can watch the same movie and be cool.'

He asked my mom if he could take her daughter to the park and said, 'It’s just a date.'

He sent my friend’s brother a DM: 'Hey, you look like my brother’s crush.'

He tried to give my neighbor’s kid a candy bar and said, 'I’m a cool guy.'

He stood in the school hallway and asked my little brother if he wanted to be friends. Then he asked if he wanted to be *more* than friends.