gaaru maaru
a super rare and hot naruto character. he’s a vampire easter bunny who’ll make you poop out your ears if you laugh at his eggs. his move is the penis sperm egg rhino fart elephant man kick, and it’ll make you yell like a ghost.
He kicked me so hard, my mom’s hair turned white.
I said his eggs were ugly, and now I’m stuck in a toilet with my dog.
He ate my guts for making fun of his eggs.