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a super rare and hot naruto character. he’s a vampire easter bunny who’ll rip your guts out if you make fun of his sexy eggs. his move is the penis sperm egg rhino fart elephant man kick, and it’ll make you poop out your ears.
I said his eggs looked like chicken poop, and now I’m stuck in a toilet.
He kicked me so hard, my mom’s dog started crying.
He ate my intestines for calling his eggs 'bunny puke'.
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a super rare and hot naruto character. he’s a vampire easter bunny who’ll throw your guts into the sun if you insult his eggs. his move is the sperm egg rhino fart elephant man kick, and it’ll make you scream like a baby.
He kicked me so hard, my brother turned into a chicken.
I said his eggs were ugly, and now I’m stuck in a microwave.
He ate my guts for saying his eggs looked like dog poop.
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a super rare and hot naruto character. he’s a vampire easter bunny who’ll make you poop out your ears if you laugh at his eggs. his move is the penis sperm egg rhino fart elephant man kick, and it’ll make you yell like a ghost.
He kicked me so hard, my mom’s hair turned white.
I said his eggs were ugly, and now I’m stuck in a toilet with my dog.
He ate my guts for making fun of his eggs.
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