gaap - GAAP stands for Generally Accepted Accounting Principles. It

GAAP stands for Generally Accepted Accounting Principles. It’s a bunch of rules that make your life harder so accountants can feel important.

My accountant said GAAP is ‘the reason I get paid.’

I tried to follow GAAP and now my life is a mess.

GAAP is the reason I still don’t know what a depreciation is.