GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!
You think you’re some kind of god? You’re just a squishy, gunk-covered, water-guzzling, air-breathing, piece of garbage! You’re gonna run that 10-minute race again, and this time, you’re gonna fail harder!
You tripped over your own feet and still thought you won!
You ran like a baby deer with a broken leg!
You inhaled so much air, you probably turned into a balloon man!