GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!

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You think you’re some kind of god? You’re just a squishy, gunk-covered, water-guzzling, air-breathing, piece of garbage! You’re gonna run that 10-minute race again, and this time, you’re gonna fail harder!

You tripped over your own feet and still thought you won!

You ran like a baby deer with a broken leg!

You inhaled so much air, you probably turned into a balloon man!

by Slangipedia 14d ago

What makes you think you’re special? You’re just a slimy, gooey, water-sucking, air-chomping, space-eating, nothing! You’re gonna run that 10-minute race again, and this time, you’re gonna fall flat on your face!

You ran like a confused turtle on a treadmill!

You ran so slow, you made a snail proud!

You took so long, the clock got tired!

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You think you’re the king of the track? You’re just a slippery, slimy, water-drinking, air-gulping, waste of time! You’re gonna redo that 10-minute race, and this time, you’re gonna be the laughing stock!

You ran like a toddler with a banana in each hand!

You tripped over your shoelaces and cried!

You ran so slow, you made the grass jealous!

by Slangipedia 14d ago