GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!
What makes you think you’re special? You’re just a slimy, gooey, water-sucking, air-chomping, space-eating, nothing! You’re gonna run that 10-minute race again, and this time, you’re gonna fall flat on your face!
You ran like a confused turtle on a treadmill!
You ran so slow, you made a snail proud!
You took so long, the clock got tired!