ga-gootz - a brain-dead goofball who thinks the sun is a giant flashlig

a brain-dead goofball who thinks the sun is a giant flashlight and the clouds are just lazy.

My dog thinks the sun is a flashlight. He’s a ga-gootz.

My neighbor thinks the clouds are lazy. She’s a ga-gootz.

I told my dad the sun was a giant flashlight. He said I was a ga-gootz.