Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a dumbass who’s not just dumb but also clueless and thinks the moon is made of glitter.

My cousin is a ga-gootz. He tried to eat a whole pizza box and cried because it was too spicy.

My neighbor thinks the president is a cartoon character. Classic ga-gootz.

My dog chased a vacuum cleaner. I’m a ga-gootz.

2

a goofy idiot who would fail a test on how to tie shoes and still think they’re cool.

My buddy failed math and still thinks he’s a genius. Full ga-gootz status.

My mom tried to text me with her toes. That’s a ga-gootz move.

I tried to explain the internet to my grandma. She’s a ga-gootz.

3

a brainless person who thinks the sky is a ceiling and that the moon is a disco ball.

My brother thinks the sky is a ceiling. He’s a ga-gootz.

My friend tried to dance with a chair. That’s ga-gootz behavior.

I told my dad the Earth was round. He said it was a lie. He’s a ga-gootz.

4

a dumbass who thinks the alphabet is a joke and that the number 4 is the best one ever.

My friend thinks the alphabet is a joke. He’s a ga-gootz.

I asked my mom what 2+2 was. She said 5. She’s a ga-gootz.

My brother thinks the number 4 is the best. He’s a ga-gootz.

5

a clueless idiot who would get lost in a hallway with only two doors and still think they’re a detective.

I got lost in my own house. I’m a ga-gootz.

My friend thinks he’s a detective. He’s a ga-gootz.

My dog chased my tail and thinks it’s a mystery. That’s ga-gootz behavior.

6

a brain-dead goofball who thinks the sun is a giant flashlight and the clouds are just lazy.

My dog thinks the sun is a flashlight. He’s a ga-gootz.

My neighbor thinks the clouds are lazy. She’s a ga-gootz.

I told my dad the sun was a giant flashlight. He said I was a ga-gootz.