Ga-dunktivitis
When a girl’s butt gets so big, it looks like it’s about to burst. Mainly affects Latina and black girls, but white girls can catch it too. You’ll struggle to find pants and get hit on by guys who can’t see straight.
My sister’s butt is so big, she can’t sit down without pain. It’s like it’s alive.
I got Ga-dunktivitis and now my crush is always staring at my butt. It’s creepy.
My neighbor’s butt is so big, her dog won’t stop sniffing it. It’s embarrassing.