Ga-dunktivitis

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A disease that turns a girl’s butt into a giant meaty mountain. Mostly hits black and Latina girls, but white girls can get it too. You’ll end up with no jeans that fit and guys who are too drunk to know what they’re looking at.

My cousin’s butt is so big, she can’t wear her favorite jeans anymore. It’s like she has a whole new body.

My friend got Ga-dunktivitis and now her boyfriends are all obsessed with her butt. It’s annoying.

My mom said I got Ga-dunktivitis because I’ve been eating too much pizza. I don’t believe her.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When a girl’s butt gets so big, it looks like it’s about to burst. Mainly affects Latina and black girls, but white girls can catch it too. You’ll struggle to find pants and get hit on by guys who can’t see straight.

My sister’s butt is so big, she can’t sit down without pain. It’s like it’s alive.

I got Ga-dunktivitis and now my crush is always staring at my butt. It’s creepy.

My neighbor’s butt is so big, her dog won’t stop sniffing it. It’s embarrassing.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A bad infection that makes your butt bigger than a football. It mostly hits black and Latina girls, but white girls can get it too. You’ll have no pants that fit and guys who can’t stop staring at you.

My butt is so big from Ga-dunktivitis, my jeans are like a straitjacket. It’s miserable.

My friend got Ga-dunktivitis and now her guy friends are all distracted. It’s annoying.

My aunt got Ga-dunktivitis and now her dog won’t leave her alone. It’s ridiculous.

by Slangipedia 13d ago