Ga-dunktivitis
A disease that turns a girl’s butt into a giant meaty mountain. Mostly hits black and Latina girls, but white girls can get it too. You’ll end up with no jeans that fit and guys who are too drunk to know what they’re looking at.
My cousin’s butt is so big, she can’t wear her favorite jeans anymore. It’s like she has a whole new body.
My friend got Ga-dunktivitis and now her boyfriends are all obsessed with her butt. It’s annoying.
My mom said I got Ga-dunktivitis because I’ve been eating too much pizza. I don’t believe her.