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A girl who looks great from far away, but when she walks up, she’s like a greasy pizza that’s been left out in the rain.
I thought she was a goddess. Then she walked up. Now I just want a nap.
He asked her out. She said yes. Then he saw her face. He cried.
I saw her from the bus. Now I’m stuck with her in class. Life’s a joke.