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A girl who looks great from far away, but when she walks up, she’s like a greasy pizza that’s been left out in the rain.

I thought she was a goddess. Then she walked up. Now I just want a nap.

He asked her out. She said yes. Then he saw her face. He cried.

I saw her from the bus. Now I’m stuck with her in class. Life’s a joke.

She’s a beauty from a distance, but up close, she’s like a sock that’s been worn for a month.

I hit on her. She said yes. Then I saw her in the light. I ran.

He was so into her. Then he saw her up close. He fainted.

She looked like a queen from the street. Now she’s my lab partner.

A girl who looks like a model from the back, but when she turns around, she’s like a used tissue.

I was ready to propose. Then she turned around. I dropped my phone.

He texted me a photo. I said yes. Then she walked in. I said no.

She was perfect from the hallway. Now she’s my neighbor.

She’s like a sunset from far away, but when you get close, she’s just a burnt toast.

I thought I was getting a goddess. Then she walked into the room. I got a headache.

He asked her to prom. She said yes. Then she showed up. He cried.

She looked like a dream from the bus. Now I’m stuck with her.

She looks like a star from the distance, but when she walks up, she’s more like a broken bulb.

I thought I was getting a star. Then she walked up. Now I just want a nap.

He saw her from across the street. Now he’s stuck with her in class.

She was perfect from the hallway. Now she’s my lab partner.

She’s like a unicorn from afar, but when you get close, she’s just a muddy horse.

He saw her from the bus. Now he’s stuck with her in class. What’s the point?

I thought I was getting a unicorn. Then she walked in. I got a headache.

She looked like magic from the street. Now she’s my neighbor.