G3sus
G3sus is the guy who can write code so fast, your phone screams for mercy. He can make apps that do stuff like turning your mom into a robot or making your math teacher cry.
I asked him to make an app that makes my math teacher cry. He did it in 10 minutes and my teacher still hasn’t stopped sobbing.
He made an app that turns my mom into a robot. Now she does my chores and roasts me for being lazy.
He made an app that delivers my pizza and roasts my ex. My ex is now crying in a taco truck.