G3sus

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G3sus is the king of coders who can turn your dumb phone into a wizard. He can make apps that do everything from eating your lunch to making your ex jealous.

I texted him I wanted a dating app that makes my ex cheat on her new guy. He replied with a link and my ex was crying by noon.

He made an app that auto-grades my math tests and roasts me for getting everything wrong.

He turned my phone into a pizza delivery robot. Now my lunch is always on time and my mom is confused.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

G3sus is the guy who can write code so fast, your phone screams for mercy. He can make apps that do stuff like turning your mom into a robot or making your math teacher cry.

I asked him to make an app that makes my math teacher cry. He did it in 10 minutes and my teacher still hasn’t stopped sobbing.

He made an app that turns my mom into a robot. Now she does my chores and roasts me for being lazy.

He made an app that delivers my pizza and roasts my ex. My ex is now crying in a taco truck.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

G3sus is the madman who can make apps that do crazy stuff like making your ex jealous, turning your lunch into a robot, or making your math teacher lose their mind.

He made an app that turns my lunch into a robot. Now my sandwich roasts me and my soup cusses me out.

He made an app that makes my ex jealous by texting her every minute. She’s now crying in a coffee shop.

He made an app that turns my math teacher into a robot. Now my teacher roasts me and I’m failing math for fun.

by Slangipedia 13d ago