G3
The f**kin’ greatest gun ever made. It’s like a bullet-firing ninja that lets you shoot things from 400 meters away and still hit the target. Some people think it’s too hard to use, but it’s just a f**kin’ snob problem.
I used my G3 to shoot a cow from 400 meters. That cow had it coming.
My G3 is so accurate, it could hit a f**kin’ moon.
I tried using the G3 and it was like trying to juggle with a chainsaw.